I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 02, 2023

hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

when you fall asleep on your keyboard

types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯your mom October 06, 2022

I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it

I'm sorry for what I did

by Celia.s June 25, 2023

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

i'm sorry

Just mean there sorry, simply it.
But, If you have a friend that "i'm sorry" a-lot.

Check up on them, they may have some issues going on at home/school/well any place that you can thing of.
Just talk to them, I sure they will better.

*1 would bump into 2"

1: i'm sorry
2: You don't need to say sorry, I know it was a Mistake.

by A dude that is a Dude April 14, 2024

i'm btuit dfrenet

the correct way of saying "i'm built different"

i'm btuit dfrenet

by Lxstly November 24, 2020

And I'm all....

A filler term. Much skin to inserting the word like into every other sentence. May have reached its peak in the mid-90's possibly originating on the west coast

I was like.gonna get some ice cream.but then I realized I didn't have any cash on me.and I'm all....

by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021