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Green MAGA

Noun

In 2016, when Russia and Republicans couldn't rig the Democrat Primary for Putin's Plan B, Bernie Sanders, professional loser Jill Stein offered Bernie Sanders her Green Party slot on the ballot. Other Berniecrats who have embraced the Putinist include Nina Turner, and various Squad members who say they support the Green New Deal, yet support Russian oligarchs and their Climate Changing petroleum. By taking China's side against TPP and pollution, these Bernie Bros revealed themselves once again to be Blue MAGA -- until indictments confirmed that they were never True Blue Democrats at all. Hence they became known as the Green Tea Party, or simply Green MAGA.

In more recent times, the Berniecrats' support of Putin and Trump resulted in the reversal of Roe V Wade, and AOC was among the first to adopt the Green garb of a cult group being run by Bob Akavian, using people's anger at Republicans' desire to rape and control women into a grift to take money AWAY from pro-choice groups.
"Why did AOC try to protest Nancy Pelosi over Green legislation that Pelosi has actually been an active proponent of for years?"
"What else would you expect from Green MAGA???"
by the modhatter July 19, 2022
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Green, Virginia

by Luci June 9, 2003
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Green-Eyed Ladies

Slang term for marijuana, originated in Dyer County Tennessee
"Hey dude, I'm bout to hook up with some Green-Eyed Ladies and head out to Obion, you should come out."
by The Cap Peela July 29, 2008
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green grocer

by taylor November 18, 2003
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Green Dragon

slang for ganja and a cheap knock off of red bull to be lagit.
yo man you got some green dragon
yeah a whole bag.
by Gary james January 6, 2008
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green texter

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.
Every time I get a text from someone and its a green background, I am all like...
"got another text today from this chick, she's such a green texter.... she said

"really let's step it up.""
by Chaz_II November 30, 2013
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Green Bay Special

The act of a female obtaining a traditional baseball cap and then precedes to shove the cap up her vagina.
Yo man, this chick from Green Bay stole my hat from me and said she was gonna go shove it up her vagina. Now that's a Green Bay Special!
by CubsAndPubs July 10, 2016
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