Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

Golden Shower

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.

boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!

by naughtybo1 October 6, 2020

Golden Arnie

An Arnold Palmer where the lemonade is substituted for urine.

"My girl mixed me a golden arnie last night. It was fire."

"Dude that's gross."

by Infernade October 31, 2021

golden eclipse

When a man pees on his partners face as he rotates around their head from one side to the other.

I gave Jen a golden eclipse last night, she loved it.

by RogRob December 19, 2022

Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.

“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person”

by Dxvilz April 17, 2023

golden sake

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023