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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Golden Leggings

Golden leggings is a sub fetish from the main genre Urolagnia (watersports, urination). In the act of golden leggings, someone is trying to urinate themselves all over there legs, forming the so called "Golden Leggings". Golden leggings can be performed alone, or in presence of others, and can lead to an enhanced sensation.

Hey, I tried Golden Leggings today, first i was grossed out, but you gotta try it, its so good.

by arne_saknussemm December 2, 2021