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Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012
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Facebook Mourning

taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.
Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?

Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
by AK87 December 23, 2010
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Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011
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Facebook Hashtag

A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.
(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
by xx2112xx May 25, 2013
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the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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facebook profilia

When you like everything on someone's profile including their pictures.

facebook love
Ted: that jimmy kid really likes your pictures
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...
by vietnamese manofwar March 3, 2011
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Facebook Warrior

A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.
Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.

Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.
by Chei October 19, 2011
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