Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Andy: "What are you doing on your computer?
Renee: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.

Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.

by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011

double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.

Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'

by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010

facebook foe

a facebook friend who is also in your circle of actual friends, but who never checks his facebook.

"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."

by jaymundo July 31, 2009

Facebook Hashtag

A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.

(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley

by xx2112xx May 25, 2013

facebook profilia

When you like everything on someone's profile including their pictures.

facebook love

Ted: that jimmy kid really likes your pictures
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...

by vietnamese manofwar March 3, 2011

Facebook Warrior

A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.

Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.

Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.

by Chei October 19, 2011