facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.

Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o

by randomlala November 8, 2010

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Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Andy: "What are you doing on your computer?
Renee: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

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Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.

Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.

by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011

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Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

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A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.

(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley

by xx2112xx May 25, 2013

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