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Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!
by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
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Nega Dad

Verb - To completely obliterate and destroy something, or the state of being obliterated.
"Man, Nikoli really Nega Daded our Dungeons and Dragons Campaign."
"It's too bad, i really enjoyed playing those characters.
by TheWhiteSky December 9, 2020
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Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
by Quote_ August 4, 2022
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god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad
by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022
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dales dad

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad
by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019
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