Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

Duck

An animal like a chicken. It can fly, I think.

"Man, that's a duck right there!"

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus

Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed

by N1gg4E November 11, 2025

Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

by Posley January 20, 2023

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 9, 2019

Stepped on a duck

Another way of saying that you farted.

Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023