A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.
Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.
by The Hot Bitch May 06, 2007
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jack-n-da crack

tha only thing open this late is jack-n-da crack.
by lil lefty August 11, 2006
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crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.
That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.
by melissa March 13, 2005
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aunt jamimas crack house

a aunt jamimas crack house is a cheap ass place where ill they have to eat is boxs of pancake mix and flour , a house or place where thiers alot of cocaine or crack or a home thats realy dirty
1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse
by charles wiseman April 02, 2008
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you mama's on crack rock

"you mama's on crack rock" "uh uh no she isn't with your ugly behind"
by foxumbrelly April 13, 2021
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BBQ Rib covered crack

When you have some BBQ ribs and you have a girl lay on her stomach. You then proceed to spread her arsecheeks and rub bbq ribs up and down her crack then continue to lick it up.
Man1: Man she was such a freak she let me give her a BBQ Rib covered crack.
man2: gross. but did it taste good?
by CrackHeadJerry June 30, 2021
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two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
by Sal The Man June 03, 2008
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