When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
Get the Chocolate Spider Webmug. When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.
by nogang March 23, 2011
Get the chocolate nut burstmug. When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.
"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".
by Ken Leee March 8, 2009
Get the Chocolate coated cashewmug. Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015
Get the Broken Chocolate Barmug. The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.
"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."
"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."
"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."
by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021
Get the White Chocolate Toppingmug. When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010
Get the chocolate mashed potatoesmug. Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.
Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.
by siriray March 2, 2012
Get the Chocolate Cupcake Plattermug.