chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.

Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."

by Theguythatguysthegirl September 1, 2016

Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips

Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!

by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

Chocolate Cupcake Platter

Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.

Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.

by siriray March 2, 2012

Double Chocolate Nantucket

Sex move utilizing two black men and one rich white women, preferably wearing pearls or other high class jewelry.

Named after a pepperidge farm cookie, which mixed dark chocolate nuggets with lighter delicious cookie dough.

"Yo bro, lets go pick up some of those rich cougars and lay on a double chocolate nantucket."

"You got it!" (High Five)

by Nantucket June 21, 2012

droppin' a chocolate penguin

taking a shit

dude, jeremy totally was droppin' a chocolate penguin on matt's chest

by lewzer0 December 28, 2011

chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 23, 2011