british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails May 1, 2018

car

Car is a cat that has her own jazzercise studio that also serves as a parfait bar. Car is short for Carolina but if ever called by its full name car will run away in horror.

Car's parfaits are the best parfaits.

by steamyloafmuffin_raisin January 10, 2018

Car straw

A reusable straw kept in one's car for emergencies to be used by anyone who needs it

McDonald's forgot to give me a straw – no worries I'll just grab the car straw!

by Beach1234 April 19, 2018

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser

Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang

by Its6PM October 24, 2017

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017