Boxers Balls

When your ballsack is tangled in your boxers. Feels like they're in a chokehold every time you move your legs. Happens in sports or when your balls are sweaty. Also can happen when your boxers are to small.

I had to go to the bathroom to fix my killer boxers balls.

by tman1124 April 13, 2010

ball-pisser

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!

by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

indistruct-a-ball

A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball

Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

Sus ball

Someone whole re-follows their newly single ex and starts to like their pictures again

You are a sus ball

by Anonshiz June 16, 2021

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

Balls on ice

A term used to describe sitting around doing sweet fuck all (nothing or very little) and being a bum. Chilling so hard your balls may as well be resting on ice keeping cool.

"what you doing?"
"fuck all. You?"
"Just got my balls on ice man, my balls on ice"

by sonofevil May 4, 2013

low balling

The action of asking for a lower price when dealing something from a hustler. Try to bullshit a bullshiter to get a dirt cheap price.

I told you many times over! That is the final price, quit low balling us and do not call back any more!

by Spamme4444 April 1, 2007