Jacob

Jacob likes beans

Jacob loves beans

by YourWorstDream May 9, 2020

Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

Jacob

Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.

Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob

by sexgod jacob September 10, 2019

jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.

damn your such a jacob

by banneee December 14, 2021

jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.

Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old

Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob

by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile

Jacob smells like shit.

by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020