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Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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Jacob

by ComradeJulian November 14, 2020
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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob

A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.
Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓-!
by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020
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Jacob West

The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience
Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”
by Iamtotallynotashark March 3, 2024
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Jacob

He is such a nice genuine guy whom is so kind hearted and just the best caring person ever. He may get angry at u at times but that just shows his love for u. Jacob is a guy who is amazing at sex and has a very big dick. He is a good hugger kisser and friend and is just so sweet
Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that
by Mexican grass cutter July 10, 2018
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Jacob Douglas McGuire

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.
by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020
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