Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Pizza

Pizza=life

Hey do you want some pizza

Yes pizza is my life

by A.n.n.e.l.i.e.s. October 27, 2018

Smashing Pizza

1. Having rough intercourse, generally anal, and generally without a condom.

2. Eating a pizza with some friends.

1. It all started when she asked me to rub her back, and fifteen minutes later I was smashing her pizza.

2. I spent my whole night last night watching Star Wars and smashing pizza with the guys. It was great.

by Pizzasmash July 24, 2017

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.

1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!

by User2142069 March 27, 2020