K-Dog

K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.

Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!!

by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018

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K-razy

K-razy is a small gang of cool gangsters who go thrill seeking and breaking the law. They have had many girls chasing them about trying to hit them up in dms. They are all funny and good looking except from anyone called Michael whose forehead is like megamind. Breaking the rules is not a problem for them as they are fast, stealthy and normally have a few tough guys in their group(Josh and olly).

K-razy members are bare hot

by TheGentlemanMemeMan December 21, 2018

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Literally the opposite of namaste. Rather than honoring the superior individual it is the wipe and flush when dealing with a turd. Note: the lack of capitalization implies a special lack of worthiness of effort in the recipient...👌

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by Wogthedog724619 December 29, 2018

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This means when someone texts you and you are mad at them, so you give them the cold shoulder and say “fuck you” by responding with K

*Before this convo, girl got mad at boy because he was being rude to her earlier on.*

Boy: Love ya 😂😜
Girl: K

*her not responding back with something other than K, shows how mad she is by using a 1 letter answer*

by FeliciaShanequaSnack December 30, 2018

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