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Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016
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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
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wet child chimney

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man
by Fragola September 15, 2018
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invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear
Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!
by Harthroth November 8, 2019
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Wet spring roll

A spectacle at any Asian Bukakke.

Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.
How was Chang’s fuck fest?

Ooh Wang Wang got wet spring roll!!

Ooooohhh hehehehehe أ‿أ (^v^)
by Focusiodine October 6, 2019
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extra wet willy

When two people are having sex (doggy style) and the one in the back puts their pinky in their mouth and proceeds to give their partner a "wet willy" while the long, thrusting.
I was hittin it from the back, and I noticed I had some chip crums on my finger , so I licked it clean and thought to myself, "hey its the perfect time for a extra wet willy!"
by Wet&wild69 November 12, 2017
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Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.
“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”
by Daddy169 March 8, 2018
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