A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.
Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?
Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.
Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.
by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021
Get the Madden brainmug. The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
by a lack of validation November 8, 2020
Get the false brain bleedmug. when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
by djroastbeef February 13, 2021
Get the brain meetingmug. by judgers'judge April 26, 2019
Get the brain-assedmug. noun
1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity
2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.
3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity
2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.
3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".
Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".
Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"
Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."
Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".
Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"
Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."
Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021
Get the Yee-Haw Brainmug. Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
Get the bladder brainmug. When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.
"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"
by kikilele November 27, 2021
Get the Woodpecker Tongue Brainmug.