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Heatherwood Middle School

Heatherwood Middle School is a shitty school filled with fake ass people. So many fucking hoes and f boys...like actually tho. So many secrets and tea. LIKE TF DUDE
Carlos: what school do you go to?
Josh: Ugh. Heatherwood Middle School
Carlos: damn
Josh: lemme go kms
by BandMaster April 25, 2019
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
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Broughal Middle School

Random person: I’m going to Broughal Middle School

Me: Bro run I’m being fr
by Envy.Nya._ February 26, 2023
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Hull middle school

a stupid ass school where fat hoes and bum ass gay Indian kids go to preach there shit to gahndi but then we have those dog eaters who get high test scores and then the fuvking high school has a 3.7 rating so fuck
hell middle school is shit
Hull middle school is gay
by ok u hull July 21, 2019
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