The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.
"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

by the_realest_gay_out_there March 3, 2023

by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018

Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333
(we still love him tho)
(we still love him tho)
by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
“Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max
“Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max
by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024
