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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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donkey

Sexy honky donkey going around and doing dragons. He comes from shrek and is a famous donkey he may be a donkey but a special one.
Thats a hot donkey if i ever seen one SHIT I would even HAVE SEX WITH THAT DONKE
by oddsquad.com May 11, 2022
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studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.
This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.
by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024
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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
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donkey dickin'

Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+
Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!
by sauce_master May 1, 2022
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Dirty donkey

When you’re hitting her from behind and she screams like a donkey until you hit the wrong hole and then she kicks
She was a dirty donkey last night after I had a few drinks
by Bigt*tst@mmy January 4, 2022
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