pinewood christian academy

a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.

Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs

by Godjgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdgsdg March 9, 2017

Christian

Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.

Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".

by 700@201 October 10, 2018

Christian

A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.

Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.

You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.

by People as persons October 18, 2020

Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people

"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Christian

Christian is a very funny person. If he wants, he can literally cheer you up at any time. You can make the craziest experiences with him, hes a man that pulls adventures to him like a magnet. Hes great and fast at making friends and usually doesnt regret it so he has a lot of friends. But you cant really have a serious conversation with him. He will always make jokes. You also cant argue with him. He makes you feel like you are out of words when you try to discuss with him. He takes things out of context and forgets birthdays.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Christian?
Person 2: yeah ofc who doesnt know him.

by Qtchaeli January 26, 2019

Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.

Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022