Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.
Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Digestive cookies

I got some great Digestive cookies
by Cody5050 June 25, 2022
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Digestive cookies

I got some great Digestive cookies
by Cody5050 June 25, 2022
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coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.
Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.
by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022
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ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it
Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it
by Ikkaruz January 07, 2016
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