Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020

Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.

Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.

by Pickle Reeves May 3, 2023

ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.

Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.

by Ojete April 27, 2014

Ninja

Ninja is a god that dyes his hair different colors every now and then

Ninja got a 360 no scope

by Flanner June 4, 2018

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Ninja

1. A wicked guy with a mask and is secretly professional with some shurikens.

2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...

1. Kim Jesse is a ninja at martial arts.

2. Ninja used to be my favorite YouTuber...

by Aedyn September 30, 2018