Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.

Dayum she left a texas snail trail

by NeecyMae August 7, 2022

Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022