The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

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Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

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who slipped

something you say when it snows really hard or when there's extreme weather
originated in nj and Baltimore but ppl think it's from nyc

the morning after a blizzard:
Jake: damn who slipped last night

Alex G: yeah ik I hope we have a snow day

by gaays3xluvr December 8, 2021

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pimp slip

when you beat someones ass so hard they get a boner and try to fuck you when you walk away

cole tried to pimp slip chase paulson when he beat his asshole in

by beancanstevelover December 26, 2021

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Zuckerbergian Slip

A typo where algorithmic prediction text corrects to subconscious thought

Juan: I put “prefer not to answer” on applications

Joe: I answer because I’m who’re
Joe: White
Joe: Wow
Joe: Steve really just made me type whore

Ah, the ol Zuckerbergian slip.

by s13coupe February 9, 2022

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