sloppy dallas

A blowjob while they're packing a fat lip, brother

Oh honky man you look like you need a sloppy Dallas

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

It is an oral sex act, blowjob, that the giver does to the receiver while having a mouth full of dip of any varieties.

Cameron is currently giving Eric a sloppy Dallas while he is sitting playing Call Of Duty; Modern Warfare, eating chips, talking sh**, as he excrements himself.

by McNastyIsMcGassy October 16, 2020

sloppy cobler

When you shit your pants.

"Oops! I just cooked up a Sloppy Cobler! Good thing I got my Shart Survival Kit!"

by Derry Doberman July 28, 2025

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

Sloppy dallas

When a girl gives you head with a dip in

Dooobrah gives one hell of a sloppy dallas

by Jivebiscuites October 15, 2020

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

stfu sloppy

a way to tell sloppy to shut the fuck up already

alex: stfu sloppy
sloppy; gimmie cock
alex: :Flushed:
fire n timin : :sodaGAY: stfu

by fokandrew October 28, 2020