Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

high riding

when your pants are so high it's not even funny .

black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .

by 101niggajk November 16, 2010

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.

"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!

by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012

Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.

mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️

by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024

bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 28, 2015