potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018

Potato

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.

Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.

by Potato997 April 29, 2019

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

Potato Pie

When you fuck your step-sister so hard her womb get penetrated.

I gave my step sis a potato pie.

by Real Info from real February 8, 2021

potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances

can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable

by yande October 2, 2023

yummy potatoes

a potato that is cooked perfectly.

yo i just had the perfect yummy potatoes

by dumb.skittle February 10, 2021

baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person

"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"

by potpat May 8, 2022