Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

Mexican totem pole

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Mexican Mud Dragon

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon

My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

mexican jew byrd

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.

"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."

by French23 June 3, 2017

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021