Mai

To take a poop on your bestfriends favourite pillow

Are you serious? You just mai’d my pillow!!

by xXmootXx June 9, 2021

May 3rd

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼

The puppy in question refuses that hes a puppy! But its his birthday this day

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼ : may 3rd

by Quovien June 24, 2021

mac may

An amazing guy that is ugly as fuck but always geys the best girl in the world he has an amazing sence of humar and is very athletic

Mac may always gets the best girls

by Macmay3 November 11, 2014

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

May 19th

May 19th is the day that you HAVE to kiss your girlfriend because your 6 month anniversary was yesterday and so meet her in the cafeteria bathroom tmrw morning (only if you want)

"oh its may 19th, i have to kiss my gf"

"okay shes in the bathroom"

pls let me post this now i dont want to write a example

by bow.for.all.penises May 18, 2021

Jadah May

The thickest person there is. Her nickname is fruity pop. She know for the locss. And she can take 3. 🤣

Person: Who that?
Person 2: Oh. that jadah may

by manimayyyyy November 22, 2021

the month of may

national send arch pics to a guy whenever they want month

hey steve did u see it was the month of may send arch pics?

by snjdjxodjsjs May 6, 2022