jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE

He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun

by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021

Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

by Truth te11er May 4, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022

Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot

That's Jacob

by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025

JACOB

the best

JACOB is the best

by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019