by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
Get the 50 shades of jesusmug. The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
Get the Jesus would be an armymug. "2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023
Get the 2 inches for jesusmug. A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
by urdad.com December 5, 2021
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
by sicmyduck June 26, 2019
Get the south park jesusmug. 1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
by Jilly845 June 7, 2018
Get the Take my Jesusmug.