I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 06, 2024
Person 1: Hey you wanna listen to a song?
Person 2: Sure whats it called
Person 1: Dinner is not over by Jack Stauber
Person 2: Sure whats it called
Person 1: Dinner is not over by Jack Stauber
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by Florida_Man_Xx May 28, 2021
Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.
Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.
by QuacksO November 03, 2023
At a brothel you postion yourself on your hands and knees. She starts at the crack and tougues up to your knob.
by underandover69 February 20, 2014
Shame over: Dude I got a wicked shamover this morning. I can’t believe we got a second round of strippers for the bachelor party last night!
by MooseKnuckler34 January 15, 2024