A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

by kagatax December 14, 2023

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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021

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real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake April 21, 2018

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real steppa

A term used in Colusa California to describe someone who was touched by his step dad and misses the intimacy deeply. Hell always be a child at heart therefore he lashes out on others via text message, this hiding his true identity with empty threats and tough talk in order to make himself feel like a man. Which he will never be unless he is on his knees before his step dad. This is a real steppa

Don't even respond to that text bro, it's That dude Chester step kid, looking for acceptance. He ain't shit, that dudes a real steppa. A coward.

by Midasthepimp May 27, 2023

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