sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
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Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.
by Translator2000 September 17, 2018
Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).
-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
by Chicnese.com March 26, 2017