Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

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Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!

Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

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happiness

fake news

i don't have any happiness

by theo.ツ December 19, 2018

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Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

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