french hours

Refers to a shorter, more efficient workday without breaks or a lunch hour.

I game to the last french hours of the day until my work is done.

by UDfrenchman May 16, 2013

french custard

When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.

Jru really likes Kaits French custard.

by b4rrys4nders October 16, 2015

French kissing Sanchez

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021

French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.

"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"

by Claire Richard January 03, 2025

French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss

I was French Kissing Shrek

by Yallow June 04, 2024

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021