Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

a dime and five

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“How much does a charger cost?”

“ That’ll be a dime and five”

by Dime Five December 7, 2019

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021

Five-star

A slap that is normally placed near the upper-back of the victims body, while shaping his / her fingers like a star in the process, leaving the skin red and possibly painful. Normally seen in middleschools and lower grades in highschool. This prank is usually pulled off by friends you don't have.

Dude, Brandon just gave me a Five-star, and it hurts. Now I have a bruise!

by OC02 October 30, 2020