Ethan

Hes Ethan he is very mad and *UWU* and Cutely types. is the best boyfriend one could have. he is strong physically but weak emotionally. he's a pretty good friend and likes UWU

person 1: ethan is sooo nice

person 2: he's also soo romantic

by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022

Ethan

ethan is a guy who always wants to be the centre of attition and always talks about himself and he does not have a big pp and he normally have blonde hair and blue eyes and hes always horny and hes a weeb and loves thighs and will do anthig to have a gf and after a break up he goes to his friends and bitches about you and they come and kill you but is ok once you catch feeling for a Ethan you will never be able to lose them.

Ethan is a short and scrawny man but its ok

by pageyyyy8888 June 3, 2022

Ethan

A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.

Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!

by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022

Ethan

Gay

oh hes SUCH an Ethan, he must be fruity

by ✨✨T&L✨✨ June 6, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is an incredibly intelligent individual, but ONLY in the academic sense. When it comes to emotions, he's as brain-dead as a door-knob. It's not because he doesn't know how he feels, he just can't realise IF he's feeling it. But if he ever does discover feelings for someone, he will make that person feel like the luckiest one in the world. He will love you fiercely, and always try to protect you. He's pretty handsome, not drop-dead by any means, but noticeable, and he has incredible eyes. You just feel like you could get lost in them for hours.

Friend: Oh, you know Ethan? He's finally got a girlfriend!
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.

by DariusGreymane June 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He can make anything better just by being around. He’s very weird but in a lovable funny way. Once you meet him you will never want to loose him because he becomes your favorite person even if you don’t know him for long.

Person 1: everybody likes ethan

by Art945220 June 16, 2022

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022