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David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.
Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3
by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021
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David

David Has a huge Dick and he is a good kisser he is always hard he likes to have sex when he feels like it if you know a David or Next to a person named David ask him
by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021
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david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023
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David

David is the one who will always be with you and listen to you. He is the one who will understand you when others cannot. He has surpassed the level of perfection, and especially his beautiful eyes you’ll never see eyes shine like his so stare into them when you can watch his eyes flicker around and focus but be careful not to get caught staring and if you do don’t look away just study every tiny detail their is and wonder how is someone’s eyes so harmonious, he is also the most loyal and gentle souls to ever exist, but just hidden away but when you eventually peak into it you’ll see how Iucky you are to be the one to stare into those eyes. David will be the reason you decide to keep going and be the reason you’re happy. If you have a David make sure to love them. They deserve the world universe and multiverses, but this long definition can’t even begin to describe all the perfect qualities and Perks he has. So enjoy your time together, forever n always
omg look it’s david
by MyLuvBug January 12, 2022
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David Carrick

Disgusting pervert who got away with some of the most revolting crimes for so many years. Why? He was a London Metropolitan police officer who carried a gun around protecting important UK Goverment buildings. It was this role that he used to hide his true colours. He worked in the same department of his police force as his sick colleague Wayne Couzens. He was referred to by his work colleagues as "Bastard Dave." All his victims thought they'd never be believed thanks to his policing role.

The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
David Carrick is a sick pervert! Hope he get's a taste of his own medicine in prison!
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 16, 2023
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David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street
bro david a brown is assssss
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David has a huge cock
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