Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around

“Davide tackle Shanuk”

by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever

is that david? he’s sooooo gay

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

David

Knee fetish

David: i have a knee fetish

by Zakarya9797 July 7, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

David Herman

Their are many false beliefs, and other misunderstandings from things that have no base according to the truth, for what this name is. David Herman in truth is a man of God, is unique and believes in Jesus Christ, the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. His purpose is intended for God's will, and does not have anyone in his life, he only throughout his whole life has one person in truth that has been given to him as his brother in Jesus Christ. Otherwise it is just him and the Almighty father.

Behold my son David Herman

by It's The Niggas July 9, 2023