David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.
Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.
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Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
by DemureKrosis January 07, 2023
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Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!
by DemureKrosis January 07, 2023
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Biggest dick in the entire world rate 10/10 very loving and loves fat cock.supports friends and would suck them whenever they feel down in the feels.very caring
David loves cock in his mouth
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David is the most sweetest guy you will met.He is hot,so cute,actrattive and very funny . David can be really intilligent and when it comes to make jokes he‘s really dumb an that makes him funny. :D He is alway‘s there for you no matter what and you can have a lot of fun with him. If you know a david go make some cute and funny memories it will bring you happy. So David is just the right type to have . Boyfriend/Bestfriend/Friend no matter what it‘s amazing if you have an David in your life.:))
I have a boyfriend named David and he’s the prettiest an smaterst just the PERFECT boyfriend you could wish!❤️
by young_queen45 December 29, 2019
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David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
by Brace._.facequeen December 28, 2022
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