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Maranatha Christian Academy

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
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Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020
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Christian

What followers of Christ call themselves
I recently became a Christian when I found God in my depression.
by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020
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Christian

An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
by Chiggers777 December 16, 2021
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pinewood christian academy

a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.
Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs
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The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!
Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"
by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018
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Christian Hill

Has a Horse Cock. Wants to kill himself. He has mild autism and multiple personality disorders. Christian Hill is living in a lie. Everything he does is faked by his persona and everything he feels is misguided by his inability to understand his emotions. He will probably join the Marine Corps and regret it.
Wow. That retard seems like Christian Hill
by iSad69 November 27, 2021
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