im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.
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by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!
by RubyD January 31, 2025
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
When you take a spoonful of coffee grounds and then chug a beer. Great way to start your day before hitting the slopes.
by cyclonejonny March 16, 2023