beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007

Beer Club

A social gathering (usually of men) in quantities of 6 or 12 on a set day. At said club the aforementiond men divide a pack of beer to sample from that week.

Hey man... it's Thursday, you comin to beer club?

by Somuchdeath18 July 7, 2008

Beer Chili

Any bowl of meat and spices that alters the mind.

"What's in this beer chili man - it's fu**ing good!" - "I don't know".

by The Chef de la brew August 9, 2008

beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

by mantha6057 January 17, 2009

brewing beer

cultivating a nice frothy yeast infection

i would have gone down on her, but she was brewing beer

by brewmaster 5000 December 19, 2008

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013