Beats

The purest form of nudes. The nudes that rule over all of the other nudes. These nudes are top of the line.

Hey girl, want to send me some beats?

by Church McGreggor April 22, 2016

mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

Reaping Beats

To listen to epic music from your location. Mainly used in context with Trance, Techno, Electronic, House and Dance music.

Tom: "What are you doing?"
Jimmy: "Reaping beats!"

by ScubaS00 November 19, 2011

beat up max day

beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th

Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!

by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.

Yo, that girl definitely has beat marple girl syndrome

by Beat girls December 31, 2021