Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?
by Dumb thoughts... May 02, 2019
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Christian and irem

I love irem so much each second without her feels so hard to withstand. I love her with every bit of my being and the two of us can take on anything
Guy1 : Is that the biggest gangsters in the world
Guy2: no that’s just Christian and irem

Guy1: woahhh I wish I was them
Guy2: so true, they’re going to get married and have so many beautiful babies together
by arruspuchuchuAskim December 05, 2024
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Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 06, 2024
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Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
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Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 08, 2023
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christianate

E.g let me christianate your ass, so i can see your titties
by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018
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