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Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.
I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.
by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017
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balls early

When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time
We ask that you please pardon Mr. Carrell's not-so-sunny disposition...he was up balls early today.
by BeEpBeEpmofo September 8, 2016
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Short-balling

When a man wears shorts with no underwear in such a manner as to expose his balls to those around him (either intentionally, or unintentionally).
Hey, your brother is short-balling again. Can you please tell him to tuck it in? The ladies are getting offended.
by Sparkle Stone November 25, 2011
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Whicky Ball

Whicky Ball is a drinking game played with 2 or more people. The recommended number of players is 5.

The game is played on a Beer Pong Table with ping pong balls and party cups.

Each player takes 4 party cups and writes there name on the bottom of 2 of the cups and along the rim of the other 2. The point is so you would only be able to pick out 2 of your 4 in a group of cups.

Next, you fill your 4 cups with your desired amount of beer. The recommended amount is 1/4 of a beer per cup (more is encouraged).

After all the cups are filled, they are randomly arranged on one end of the table by someone not in the game (this person is nicknamed the chancellor).

The point is to only be able to recognize who half of the cups belong to, the rest are a mystery.
With a water cup at the other end of table, the first player shoots at the cups. If a cup is made you check either the side or the bottom of the cup to see whom it belongs to. If your cup is made it is taken out of the rack and drunken.

The shooter keeps shooting until he/she misses, unless your own cup is made. In that case, you drink your cup and the next player is up.

The easiest way to rotate through players is to circle around the table, making it easier to scope out what cups your aiming for as well as chase down a missed shot.

Once all of your cups are hit, than you are out of the game. The player with the last cup(s) wins the game.

-> re-racks are allowed after a person gets out, as that player is the one who arranges the re-rack to assure no biased arrangement occurs.

You are now ready for Whicky Ball.
by High Life! March 1, 2011
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Balls AM

Really fucking early.

If you really searched this its probably balls AM and you should go to sleep.
I was up till 4am, balls AM.

I had to wake up at balls AM to catch a flight,
by BeffyVertigo August 17, 2011
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ball-squeezy

Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.
The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.
by marie_margot November 13, 2011
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Governor's Ball

A party that is synonymous with Pimps and Ho's -- because it's hard out there for a pimp. At said party, the men dress in klassy suits, and the women dress as skankily as they possibly can. People have been known to only wear panties to said party.
My friend got retarded and went to the Governor's Ball. He said it was pretty tight.
by Bishop Don Juan November 9, 2011
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