Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 4, 2018

thirty-seven and a half

Well, thirty-seven and a half is thirty eight minus 2 plus 1.5. Simple, right?

I have thirty-seven and a half dollars

by Oissseeac. July 26, 2017

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

hebrew half

When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.

Girl I'm gon' get this hostess apple pie! I'll share, but I get the Hebrew half.

by Brogantac August 11, 2017

A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.

Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.

by NiqqerCunt November 6, 2018